Holy Messin' Up
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All on Thu Dec 18 20:39:53 2025
Another try of posting.
Mick Manning
Central Remote WWIV Hangout
... 3 out out 2 people are dyslexic
"I am" is the shortest sentence in English. Is 'I do' the longest?
"No comment" is a comment.
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm...
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT.
A Meteor is an example of a rock star.
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. Asks: 'Can I join you?'
A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
A book misplaced is a book lost
A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff
A penny saved is not very much
A social life? Where can I download that!?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about
As I said before, I never repeat myself
As a matter of fact, it IS a banana in my pocket!
Computers all wait at the same speed!
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Documentation: The worst part of programming.
Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
Error 3032 - Recursion error. See error 3032.
Error, no Keyboard - Press F1 to Continue.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion!
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Evil triumphs when good people do nothing. - Einstein
Fer sell cheep: BBS spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Great minds think alike; small minds run together
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk?
Honk if you love peace and quiet!
How is it possible to have a civil war?
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I know a good tagline when I steal one!
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents!
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your trip in kilometers
Live every day as though it were your last. One day, you'll be right
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce
Message encrypted: Press ALT-F4 to read encoded message
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger!
Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
Old musicians never die. They just decompose!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Operator, give me the number for 911
Oxymoron: Race walking
Press SPACEBAR once to abort, or twice to save changes
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Reward for a job well done: More work
System halted - Press all keys at once to continue
THE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where the bad girls live
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't
There are two types of people; those who finish what they start and
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past
Top secret! Burn before reading!
Unzip... expand... What kind of pervert came up with this?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have Youth is glorious, but it isn't a career
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