TARZAN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
TARZAN LOSE HIS UNDERWEAR
TARZAN SAY, ME NO CARE
JANE MAKE ME ANOTHER PAIR!
JANE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
JANE LOSE HER UNDERWEAR
JANE SAY, ME NO CARE
TARZAN LIKE ME BETTER BARE!

You never know what will come out of the mouths of younsters. ;)

You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?

Well, I'll set the example by providing an ObJoke for this reply:

Q: Why did Jane turn down Tarzan's marriage proposal? A: She knew he was a known swinger.

Jane: I miss England.
Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the river? A: Because Tarzan said "damnit".

Dad's old one-two combo.
Dad: Hey, why did the elephant paint his balls red?

Me: Umm.. I don't know, why?
Dad: To hide in a cherry tree!
Me: ...

Dad: Okay.. how did Tarzan get killed? Me: sigh I don't know Dad, how?
Dad: Picking cherries!

Facepalms all around by everyone in earshot, and Dad would know that he had done well.

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Q: Why did the elephant lie down in the river? A: Because Tarzan said "damnit".

So a legal migrant was looking for some work to get a bite to eat and he saw a carnival setting up. Entering the manager's office he asked for a job.

The manager told him that they needed an elephant washer. The guy was a little disappointed and said that he had no experience in that area.

The manager told him it wasn't a problem since the elephants were all trained. So he took the migrant out, gave him a brush and brought him over to the elephant.

The manager said that the elephant's name was "Nuts".
"Lay down, Nuts." The elephant layed down.
"Roll over, Nuts." The elephant rolled over.
"Easy stuff. Here ya go."

About 15 minutes later the migrant, now soaking wet and reeking, came into the manager's office to quit.

The manager asked "What happened? Didn't the elephant obey your commands?"
The migrant said, "Yes. Everything was working fine until some jerk came by yelling 'Peanuts!'"


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You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?

The only jokes I have seen or heard lately are the ones that are already
posted here! :D

Mike


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You know it! Where was your obligatory inclusion of funny in the above post?

The only jokes I have seen or heard lately are the ones that are already posted here! :D

It doesn't have to be fully on topic to the subject line -- just a funny joke, pun, story, or poem. . .

Say SOMETHING funny!

Personally, I don't memorize as many as I used to & a lot too lazy to type the ones I have, so I use Google in another tab/window to find the ones I'm thinking of or to look up new ones on a topic, & copy+paste them in here. . .

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.

Mike


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TARZAN FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
TARZAN LOSE HIS UNDERWEAR
TARZAN SAY, ME NO CARE
JANE MAKE ME ANOTHER PAIR!

JANE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
JANE LOSE HER UNDERWEAR
JANE SAY, ME NO CARE
TARZAN LIKE ME BETTER BARE!

You never know what will come out of the mouths of younsters. ;)

Mike


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Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. She >> replied, "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

That is a good one. I will include a potentially funny tagline below.
Mike
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Literally, the least you could do for a funny inclusion! :D

A: The punchline always come before the joke Q: What is the worst part about time travel jokes?

I was trying to think of a really good punchline. This is as best as I can do Floyd mayweather, Mike Tyson, Deontay Wilder and Earnie Shavers

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