Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I
thought my wife shared, or at least accepted, my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-old coffeemaker: "Jurassic Perk." --Bill Schmitt
RD Issue: May 2002

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